Okay, so. In the public interest.

[x_monet]

I heard rumors that Amanda's powers have just gotten kind of strange. I was also talking to the Stepford Cuckoos just now and they had some very interesting things to tell me.

Which is why I have to do this.

Amanda, is this going to end up like the time you started doing some really old witch and ended up eating people from the Medlab? Because, seriously, you've been there, done that and probably have the teeshirt. So, if you are on an eating people and fucking old ladies jag, maybe try not eating people from the mansion and go for homeless people, or prostitutes or kids from the primary school down in Salem Centre or people from old peoples' homes. You know, people that no-one is going to miss.

Because it's wrong to eat people you used to live with or your workmates.

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[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You know, there are certain things I had hoped never to have a mental image of, or to really ever _have_ to imagine. Amanda getting down and dirty with some old woman was one of those things.

Can we _please_, _please_ promise never to discuss the sex lives of those older then us ever again? Those of us who don't want to have to spend therapy time with Dr Samson explaining why we feel the abject urge to run screaming from the room the moment sex and old people are mentioned would be grateful.

[xp_daytripper]

Um, just for the sake of clarity and my own brain? I didn't 'get down and dirty' with any old women, least of all Selene. *shudders* A world of no.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Oh, the innocence. How old are you, anyway, love?

Because, honestly, there are some people older than me whose sex lives are very interesting. Mostly because they're kinda hot.

You'll understand when you're older.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

16, 17 this year though. You do know that telling someone they'll understand when they're older is a sure sign that you've become one of those sort of adults, right? The kind that always assumes anyone a couple of years younger then themselves couldn't possibly have any sort of wisdom or knowledge that they don't.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'm just teasing you. I'm sorry, look, how about I take you out for a coffee to make up for it? The computer doesn't do the voices or anything like that, so it's a bit hard to tell when I"m teasing and when I'm not.