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[x_monet]

So, I'm back. I'm fantastic, half of youse aren't but we all knew that anyway. I have gifts for people I like, which is maybe half of you. (You all know which half.) It's good not to be in the middle of winter anymore.

So, did I miss anything interesting?

The first of you to give me all the goss (Come on, I need to know who is doing who right now. It's in the public interest) gets a sparkly tiara. Or, some kind of ....hat thing, if you're all male and think a tiara will threaten your masculinity. It won't have sparkles on. I promise.


Actually, I was back last night but didn't get in till late.

(Don't you all adore and love me? I do.)

Comments

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

It is good to see you back, Monet. But, please, what is this 'goss'?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Britney Spears babydaddy's suing her for custody of their kids or something.

Or do you need like, local gossip? Cause I charge for that. Payments can totally be made in food though.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Gossip. Who said what that was interesting, slept with who, got kidnapped or beaten up or died (but I hope no-one did) or did anything at all that's interesting. ;)

Also, I have a thingie for you! We should meet up and I'll give you it.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

What sort of food? Because I'm willing to pay, to get the local gossip.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Oh! The gossip. I am afraid I am not so good with the telling of such things, especially when there was not so very much to be happening. Except for Attilan to be disappearing, of course.

Um, Jennie and Marius the hamsters are to be having the babies? Is this being enough gossip for the mysterious 'thingie'?

[x-m.livejournal.com]

I am SO glad you put 'the hamsters' on that or I'd have to go and have a little chat with my brother. And yes, it's more than enough for giftses.