Urrrgh

Oh god. God never meant for bouzo to be a happy drink, did he? beer + ouzo = bad. bouzo + cosmos + lots of vodka + pink wine = i think i'm going to die now. please, can I die now? bouzo is bad even after the cosmos, vodka, and pink wine.

I'd blame you, new little brother except we just had vodka. Everything else is someone else's fault.